phones and nudity

i feel so naked without a phone.
it's hard when you can only contact people through facebook.
or when your at walmart, and you cannot discreetly take a picture of the fat girl wearing nude leggings and kitty ears and a sexy and i know it t-shirt (i haven't actually seen this, but i'm sure there really is a fat girl out there with that same outfit).
also i keep typing gurl, instead of girl. is that saying something about me?
and it's hard when your mom misplaces her phone and then asks you to call it, but you can't because a homeless gypsy whore stole it, and then she (my mom) remembers that you don't have a phone (this has now happened three times.)
oh well. what can ya do?
10 more days or so.